so depending on whether i like oprah winfrey or not, i am either:

You're One Hundred Years of Solitude!

by Gabriel Garcia Marquez

Lonely and struggling, you've been around for a very long time.
Conflict has filled most of your life and torn apart nearly everyone you know. Yet there
is something majestic and even epic about your presence in the world. You love life all
the more for having seen its decimation. After all, it takes a village.


Take the Book Quiz
at the Blue Pyramid.

or

You're Love in the Time of Cholera!

by Gabriel Garcia Marquez

Like Odysseus in a work of Homer, you demonstrate undying loyalty by
sleeping with as many people as you possibly can. But in your heart you never give
consent! This creates a strange quandary of what love really means to you. On the
one hand, you've loved the same person your whole life, but on the other, your actions
barely speak to this fact. Whatever you do, stick to bottled water. The other stuff
could get you killed.


Take the Book Quiz
at the Blue Pyramid.

which is hysterical since 100 yrs of solitude is probably my favorite book of all time (read it 4 times and counting...) and i'm in the middle of love in the time of cholera... both by gabriel garcia marquez (my favorite writer).

yes, if you haven't clicked away from here yet you can tell i'm procrastinatin', and here's another one:

You're Madagascar!

Lots of people don't really know anything about you, making you
buried treasure of the rarest kind.  You love nature, and could get lost in it
whenever possible.  You're remote and exotic, and the few people who know you
value whatever they share with you a great deal.  For some reason, you really
like the word "lemur".
Take
the Country Quiz at the href="http://bluepyramid.org">Blue Pyramid

AND...

You're Bikini Atoll!

You once believed that your biggest concern would be a shark attack. Now
you know just how much more destructive humans can be than any other creature. While you
don't like mushrooms, you've had to eat so many of them that it's become almost a way of
life. Exiled from your home and forced to wait for someone to clean it up, you've become
bitter but remain powerless. Most people like to gawk at those who share your
name.


Take the State Quiz
at the Blue Pyramid.

hahahaha. hooray for navel-gazing through HTML!